niggas got all the swag in the world until you ask them to read a paragraph out loud

(Source: 5thavenueprince, via hoes-on-my-d)

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

(via cawllin)

coolscar:

when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing

(via pamela-jane)

When I don’t make it to the gym

whatshouldwecallme:

Normal reaction:

My reaction:

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nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

(via nessajade)

It’s sad.

When you try to pick up a conversation with someone you haven’t talked to in a while and used to be close to, but you notice that they don’t make any effort to talk to you and just push you further away to the point where you realize that things have changed and it’d be probably better to let go. People come and go, sadly. Even the ones you thought you’d never lose.

(Source: zeloxmuse, via bentshotforever)