May 2013
niggas got all the swag in the world until you ask them to read a paragraph out loud
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
coolscar:
when you put a spoon under a running faucet and it does the thing
When I don't make it to the gym
whatshouldwecallme:
Normal reaction:
My reaction:
nickiminiall:
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
It's sad.
When you try to pick up a conversation with someone you haven’t talked to in a while and used to be close to, but you notice that they don’t make any effort to talk to you and just push you further away to the point where you realize that things have changed and it’d be probably better to let go. People come and go, sadly. Even the ones you thought you’d never lose.
“You’re alive. That means you have infinite potential. You can do anything, make...”
– Neil Gaiman (via fashionfever)
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
chiebutt:
What I look for in a partner:
Blue Eyes
White Dragon
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
sodamnrelatable:
when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully
I hate my friends
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
Watchzubat:
Oh my god this is worth the 6 seconds
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
newpac:
when people say “present” instead of here during attendance
spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:
westbor0baptistchurch:
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
kennythebassist:
bloner:
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
Listen here you little shit
frickingstyles:
i will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all
April 2013
